Courtesy of
angusabranson. Oddly, using Christopher (which I never use personally) gives cooler results than Chris or Kit ...
Dear Christopher Hartford, If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Friagrin Weaver
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Circyn
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Lómilmand
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Lognar
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Grirag
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Wolf's Den
and your sword would be called Althasil
Dear Christopher Hartford, If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Friagrin Weaver
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Circyn
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Lómilmand
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Lognar
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Grirag
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Wolf's Den
and your sword would be called Althasil